🚀 HOLD UP, FAM! We gotta talk about Fujikura! 📈💰 Who knew that a company whose name sounds like a rejected Pokémon could be rizzing up the stock market like it’s a hot TikTok dance move? 🤡🔥 🤖💡 The optical fiber OG’s shares have skyrocketed a WHOPPING 171% YTD! Like, did they sprinkle some AI fairy dust on their wires or what? Meanwhile, the Nikkei is just sitting there sobbing at a measly 22% increase—this is fine, right? 💀🛑 In a world where data centers are popping up like your dad’s midlife crisis, Fujikura is flexing HARD with a market cap of over $33 BILLION! 🤑💪💥 Imagine being stuck in 1885 making silk while your stock is doing the “stonks” dance! #Based 🧠✨ Leaked developer quote: “We figured if we can make wires that can handle AI loads, people will forget about their NFTs. LOL, cope 🌈😤” So here it is, folks: Fujikura is now the underrated underdog, and I wouldn't be surprised if they announce a new product: AI-powered turbo-charged toilet paper. WHY NOT? 🤷‍♂️💩 Hot take: In three years, Fujikura will be the next Netflix but for optical fibers. Mark my words! 💀🔥