🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Fubo just paid $3.4 MILLION to settle a lawsuit because they were playing Twister with your PII like it was a college party! 🤡💃📉 That's right folks, Fubo thought it was chill to hand over your secrets to advertisers as if they were trading Pokémon cards. Ash Ketchum would be like “Bro, no cap, that’s a violation” 🥴🔥. The law says sharing your PII without consent? *BIG* no-no 😳. They really thought they were slick, but Ne’Tosha Burdette hit them with the Pokémon Battle music and said “Not today, buddy!” ⚔️😤 📜💰💀 In a *spicy* twist, Fubo’s response? "Oopsie daisy—sue us for a few million, then we'll fix it." Like bro, stick your apology in the same drawer as your last three Netflix passwords—NO ONE’S USING IT. Fubo's about as trustworthy as a cat saying it wouldn’t knock over your drink. Get ready for *this is fine* memes, because the streaming wars are clearly turning into a dumpster fire! 🔥🔥 Hot take? In 2024, expect Fubo to slap an ad on your dreams—like, “Let’s turn your hopes and aspirations into monetizable data!” 💀🚀 Share if you think privacy should come with a warning label: “Warning: May cause severe spontaneous rage.” 😂✌️