🚨💸BREAKING: FTX Broke Even More Than Your Ex After the Break-Up!💔⚡️ So, y’all remember FTX, right? The crypto exchange that crashed harder than my chance of being in a relationship? Kinda sad, ngl. 😢 Well, guess what? They sold their stake in some coding startup called Cursor for a measly $200,000! 💵💀 Fast-forward to today, and SpaceX decides to buy that same Cursor for a whopping $60 BILLION 🤯. Stonks? More like “stonk no cap 😤”. Our boys at FTX just sold a golden goose and now it’s worth a mind-boggling $3 billion 💰. Who needs a time machine when you can have a failed crypto exchange? "Honestly, we thought Cursor was just a bunch of dudes typing in Python 🐍," said an imaginary FTX developer between sips of sad coffee. ☕️🤖 This is like Drake pulling a 'nah' on the $3 billion offer, then getting served a big ol' “this is fine” meme while he sleeps on a pile of regret. 🚀 Prediction time: By 2050, FTX’s next move will be launching a crypto rocket to Mars, and we’ll all be throwing crypto parties with alien life forms. Why? Because this planet’s already gone full chaos mode! 💥👽🔥 #CryptoNonsense