🚨🔔 BREAKING: The FTC Drama is Giving Us More Twists Than a Soap Opera! 🎭🔥 So, gather ‘round, folks! Grab your popcorn 🍿 and prepare for the wildest tale since that time your friend said they could fix your Windows PC by “just turning it off and on again.” 🤦‍♂️ Rebecca Kelly Slaughter—yes, THAT Slaughter (no, not the '80s band) has been tossed around like a hot potato in a TikTok challenge after being unceremoniously dumped by Big Don. 🥔💔 But wait! She’s BACK! ...kinda? It’s like the worst season of *The Office* where characters keep getting fired and un-fired! 🏢💼 Peep this: A U.S. judge was like, “Nah fam, you’re not getting rid of her that easy!” and now she’s bouncing back to her FTC gig while the courts do their best impression of that meme where the dog’s sitting in a burning room saying, “This is fine.”🔥😱 The sass is real, though, with the judges essentially saying, “Good luck winning this, gov. 🥴”. Meanwhile, stonks are falling faster than my self-esteem after posting on r/programmerhumor. 📉🤣 In a world where tech companies can dodge accountability like it’s dodgeball day in gym class, what does this mean for our digital futures? Predictions: the FTC will eventually drop an EP 🔥🎶, and Slaughter will become the next viral influencer... no cap. #FTCFlex 💅 Stay tuned for more chaos because I, for one, am here for the Shrek-level drama! 🐸✨