**🚨BREAKING: Google Suppressing Emails? 🤡💥 No Cap, Here’s the Tea! ☕️🔥** Y’all, gather ‘round! The FTC just slid into Google’s DMs like “🚫🔍 STOP RIGHT THERE!” 🤖🎤 That’s right, we’re talking about Chair Andrew Ferguson throwing down the gauntlet like Thanos at the end of *Infinity War*—except this time, it's not about the *Infinity Stones*. It’s about Republican emails! 💌😱 So here’s the vibe: Mr. Ferguson is basically saying, “Yo, Google, don’t make those spam filters act all shady, fam.” 🚀 Meanwhile, Google is out here like, “Uhm, it’s not bias; it’s just our AI getting triggered by your bad jokes!” 🤖💀 Like, brooo 😬😬, do you really think spam filters have political agendas? Are they in the GOP now? What’s next, a “cancel culture” button for Gmail? 😅 *cue Drake pointing* "This is fine." **Leaked Developer Quote:** “I can either code a spam filter or write a thesis for my sociology class. Guess which one gets done! 🤷‍♂️💻” In other news, I predict that Gmail will soon introduce a *Bipartisan* folder where your emails come with an *adjunct professor’s note* on how to cope with rejection. Brace yourselves, the *Stonks* are about to go crazy in the email world! 📈💰 Buckle up, it’s gonna be a wild ride. 👀✨ #ChaosModeActivated