👀💥 Y'all remember when you tried to buy concert tickets, only to be face-to-face with a “404: Dream Crushed” error page? Well, welcome to the Ticketmaster Chronicles! 🎟️💀 So grab your popcorn 🍿 because the US FTC has decided to play detective and probe into Ticketmaster's bot-busting skills! 🕵️‍♂️💼 They’re askin’ the real questions: “Hey Ticketmaster, are you just chillin' while scalpers be making bank 💰 off your backend, or nah?” 🤨 Stonks going up for the bots, but the humans? We barely scraping by! Imagine a conversation in the Ticketmaster boardroom: **Dev1:** "We could block those bots!" **Dev2:** "But the bots bring in stonks, bruh!" 🤡🔥 This whole situation is giving off major *This is fine* vibes. 🤷‍♂️ Hands on your keyboards, folks, because while the FTC might be snooping hard, Ticketmaster's probably just sipping tea and letting the bots do their thing. 🚀 Hot take alert! In 2024, I predict the only way to buy tickets will be through a lottery system run by a sentient AI that charges you in Ethereum… or in the tears of your favorite band’s fanbase. 🤖💔✌️ #BotsGonnaBot