🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: META JUST WON A LEGAL BATTLE! 🥳💼 A federal judge just said, "Nah fam" to the FTC's attempts to take Meta down like it was a 2010 meme! 😂💥 Judge James Boasberg dropped some serious truths, ruling that the FTC flopped harder than a dev trying to debug their code at 3 AM. 🥴🔧 Like, come on FTC, you had five whole years to put together a case and this was *the* best you could do? *Facepalm* 🤦‍♂️ In a twist that feels like a plot from a low-budget Netflix movie, old mate Boasberg declared Meta's IG and WhatsApp ownership NOT a monopoly. That’s right, Meta’s just out here vibing like: "We’re not *that* bad." 😈💅 *Drake pointing* "Meta's gonna run things like Thanos with the Infinity Stones," remarked an imaginary Meta dev in my head. "Wanna take us down? Sorry, fam—ain't happening. #Stonks 🚀💰" Prediction: next thing you know, Zuckerberg’s gonna drop a new app called "MetaGlue" that combines all DMs into one creepy AI chatbot that knows your secrets (and your ex’s too). 🤖💀🔥 Welcome to 2030, where your privacy is now just a meme! This is fine. 🔥🐶