🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS: FTC is on that Amazon & Google case like a hawk on a hot pizza 🍕🍕 and BOY, do we have some juicy drama to spill! 💰💸 You heard it right—those tech giants might be out here treating ad prices like a secret menu 🤭🚫🥷. According to the *super credible* Bloomberg (not your late-night Wikipedia deep dive), the FTC is like, “Hey fam, did you forget to tell your advertisers that the price of an ad isn't just ‘what you see is what you pay’??” 🤔💔 This ain't McDonald's, bro—gotta read the fine print like you’re deciphering the Da Vinci Code or something. Leaked convo from a dev at Google: 🗣 “Nah, bro, just tell them it’s ‘competitive pricing’—who reads the terms anyway? That’s for boomers!” 🔥🔥💀 Drake’s saying “no” while the advertisers are out here doing the sad Drake dance because they thought they were “stonks” 💀💸. Meanwhile, Amazon’s over here like, “Oh you thought? 🤷‍♂️ Try again!” In conclusion, this is all just the beginning of a chaotic showdown that’s gonna end with Bezos and Sundar playing chess while we’re left here seething. 💀👑✨ Calling it now: in the next 3 years, ad pricing will be based on how long you can hold your breath underwater—no cap 🤡💦. This is fine.