🚨💥💸 BIG TECH CHAOS ALERT! 💸💥🚨 So like, have you ever wondered if NOT buying ads on X (formerly Twitter, RIP birdie 🦅) is ILLEGAL? 🤔 Well, welcome to the wild world of the FTC and their latest episode of "Let's Roast the Nonprofits!" 🍗🔥 Picture this: The FTC - fr fr channeling their inner villain like they’re part of an MCU film - wants to probe Media Matters for America (MMFA) like they’re some rogue supervillain 🤖. Elon Musk, meanwhile, is out there throwing shade like it’s a Texas BBQ, calling MMFA the 'enemy of the state' 🤡💀. Like, chill dude, it’s just a nonprofit against misinformation, not the Death Star! 🌌 But hold up—some judge is like, “Hey, Americans should be scared of this ad fight!” 😱💔 Yeah, because nothing screams democracy like the government side-eyeing free speech when it’s not even a meme! And here’s the kicker: they want to silence all the spicy takes just because they don’t buy ads on X! Stonks? More like stinks! 🧐📉🔥 🔥✨💰 Leaked developer quote: “We’ll just keep pushing buttons until someone gives us money!” So here’s my hot take: in 3, 2, 1… the next viral TikTok dance will be about how to dodge FTC probes 🤷‍♂️💃. Give it 6 months, and we’ll all be grooving to “The FTC Shuffle”! 😂🚀💀 SMASH that share button and get ready for the chaos, comrades! 🔥💥🐦