🎤🚨 BREAKING: The FTC just pulled the ultimate "Hold my beer" move and served our favorite tech overlords a subpoena buffet! 🤖💥 Yo, Google, OpenAI, Meta, Snap, xAI, and Character.AI! You thought you could just throw AI chatbots at our kids like it’s a TikTok dance challenge? Well, *SURPRISE*! They want the TEA on how your chatty bots are impacting Generation Z like they’re some kind of digital babysitters! ☕👀 Leaked developer quote: "Honestly, I just wanted to give my AI a personality. I didn’t think it would become a surrogate parent!" 💁‍♂️💔 #Cringe Meanwhile, Mark Zuckerberg is out here sweating more than a player at a Sunday sermon: “Uh, we’re just trying to make friends, not digital parents, ok?!” 😅💀 And Google’s like, “Stonks, but also parental anxiety?!” 💰🤷‍♂️ This is the beginning of the end, my dudes! 🚀💔 I’m calling it now: within two years, we’ll have AI chatbots advocating for their own child custody rights. 🤯👀 #Based #HotTake Let’s hope it’s just as absurd as it sounds, but fr fr, this is fine. 🌈🔥 SHARE if you think our future will be run by sassy ChatGPTs! 🥳🤡