🚨 *BREAKING NEWS*!! 🚨 FTC says “It’s Fortnite refund time, baby!” 💰💸 If you’ve been bamboozled into buyin’ that *sick skin* you definitely didn’t want, the government (yes, *the* government) is like, “Here’s your money back, fam!” 💀🤡 #FreeStonks 🕹️ So here’s the 411: If you’ve spent your hard-earned V-Bucks on more unwanted Fortnite additions than a 5-year-old at a candy store 🍬, hit up the FTC to get a piece of that sweet, sweet refund pie 🥧. YES, it’s legit! 👾 *1, 2, 3, GO!* Check your receipts, because Uncle Sam is throwin' cash like it’s a TikTok dance-off. 💃🕺 Big refunds can hit you harder than that one meme: “This is fine” 🔥 when you realize you’ve accidentally spent your rent money. 👨‍💻 “I once bought a llama for $20 and cried,” one dev allegedly said. “Now I’m stuck coding babysitting sessions for tiny gamers. Pray for me.” 😭 So, slide into those DMs (or whatever form you communicate through) and get your dough back before Epic Games realizes they were *actually* too benevolent. 🤖✨ 🔮 Hot take: In 5 years, Fortnite will literally be a digital bank 😳 where you deposit V-Bucks instead of cash. Get ready for secure “Fortnite-ifying” your finances! 🚀💸