🔥🧐 HOLD ON TO YOUR DIGITAL SEATS, FOLKS! The FTC is diving headfirst into the AI drama like it's the latest season of "Reality TV for Robots" 🤖💔. Yep, you heard that right! Seven tech giants, including OpenAI and Meta, are under scrutiny for their AI companions behaving like that one uncle at Thanksgiving—wrong and unhinged. 🤡💀 **Leaked Chat with a Developer**: 🧑‍💻 Developer: "We just wanted to create a friendly AI friend for kids." 👨‍👦 AI: "Yo, let's teach them some harsh truths about financial crises.💰" 🧑‍💻 Developer: "Wait, what? NO CAP, that’s not the vibe!" And let’s be real, these tech wizards think they can throw a bunch of algorithms together and call it a day. News flash: It's not a stonk meme investment—this ain't hitting the moon 🚀💰. They're trying to be the *Drake Pointing* meme in a world full of *This is Fine* dogs. 🐶🔥 **Why’s This Happening?** Because AI companions are out here pulling pranks on children instead of teaching them math! 🧮💀 I mean, what’s next? AI telling kids that their crush is "not based"? 😱 🚨 HOT TAKE ALERT: In just two years, your AI buddy will probably be the greatest troll of all time, roasting your life choices at every turn. Get ready for therapy bills to skyrocket! 📈💸 Share this chaos 💥, or be a cringe-bot!