🚨🔥BREAKING: Hot Political Drama, Tech Edition!🔥🚨 So check this out, fam: a squad of 40 consumer protection groups just threw *hands* 🎤 in the Supreme Court like it's the ultimate showdown of the century, featuring the legendary ex-FTC Commissioner Rebecca Kelly Slaughter! 👑💼 Like, can you believe they’re serving justice with a side of legal tea? ☕️📜 These warriors of the consumer galaxy 🛡️ argue that Trump’s no-cause dismissal move was as invalid as a blank Bitcoin wallet! 💰🤡 Seriously, it's like he just whipped out a "YOLO" card and tossed it at the Constitution. As if we needed more chaos! 🤯💀 Imagine if agencies like the FTC started yo-yoing between political whims, like one day we’re regulating tech and the next we’re allowing crypto pizza deliveries on Mars. 🚀🍕 This is fine—NOT! 🐶🔥 According to a “leaked” convo I totally didn't eavesdrop on, a developer said, “If the FTC goes rogue, we might as well throw our algorithms into a dumpster fire!” 💔💻💩 Here's the hot take, straight up: 🎤🔥 If this Supreme Court gig goes south, we might be looking at an FTC where every decision is sponsored by your least favorite influencer… stonks DOWN! 📉🚀 Buckle up, tech lovers—it's about to get messy! 🤪✨ #SupremeCourtDrama #RestoreSlaughter #TechChaos