🚨🚨 BREAKING: FTC’s Andrew Ferguson is out here like a mom chasing a toddler who just knocked over the statue of David – and he’s got his eyes on Google’s Gmail! 🙄💥 Apparently, Gmail’s spam filters are being accused of serving *too much* “partisan” tea. 🍵👀 "Like, is it just me or is Google trying to play a game of political dodgeball??” said an anonymous developer who is definitely not a pizza-loving neckbeard living in his mom’s basement. 🍕🤖 #NormalizePizzaTalk Gmail’s over here like, “This is fine,” while users try to decipher if their emails are being sent to Spam Prison because they hit “Reply All” on a company email. 🤷‍♂️😅 Some dude in Silicon Valley is probably drowning his sorrows in overpriced avocado toast, saying, “Spam is just like my dating life—full of unwanted junk.” 🥑💔 So, what’s the hot take? In 2025, Gmail will only allow political emails if you present your voter ID and a blood sample! 💉🔮 Crypto influencers will rejoice; “Stonks” meme format will now include ghosting your political spam like it’s a Tinder match from the apocalypse! 🔥💀 #GmailWars #SpamtasticDrama 🚀💸