🎉🎟️🎤 WHO LET THE BOTS OUT?! 😤🔥 So the US FTC (you know, the folks who keep the tech world from turning into the Wild West 🤠💥) just hit Live Nation and Ticketmaster with a lawsuit darker than my sleep-deprived thoughts at 2 AM. 🕑💤 They’re going after those shady bot farms trying to snap up your fave concert tickets faster than your grandma on a bingo night. 💰🤖 In a shocking turn of events, Ticketmaster is accused of, wait for it... BEING A SIEVE! 🕳️💸 “We thought the bots were just fans with turbo thumbs,” muttered an anonymous dev who was definitely NOT playing Fortnite instead of fixing the site. 😂🎮 “But then they turned our scalper problem into a ‘Ticketmaster vs. The People' saga. This is fine. Right?” 😳🔥 But lemme serve you some REAL tea: If the FTC wins, this is *literally* the moment that could give us ticket prices lower than the chance of me actually cleaning my room! 😅✨ 💥 Hot take: If Live Nation and Ticketmaster don't get their act together, the next big music festival is just gonna be a giant chatroom where we all trade playlists like it's 2003. 📠✌️ So grab your popcorn 🍿 and let’s see how this one unfolds! #RIPScalpers #TicketmasterDrama 💔👀