🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS: From Prison Bars to Call Center Stars! 🔥🚨 Forget the old prison break movies; there’s a new blockbuster in town, and it’s called “Salesforce: Convict Edition"! 🎬💰 Televerde LLC is flexin’ harder than your friend's new Tesla because guess what? They’re literally pulling peeps straight outta the clink and into the call center chaos! 🤡✨ Turnover that usually looks like your memes during a 3-hour Netflix binge? 🥴 30%-45% in standard call centers—cringe! 😬 But Televerde? 🚀 They keep folks locked in (figuratively, of course) till the justice system says “peace out”! Talk about commitment issues… or lack thereof! 😂 “Bro, we’re the call center equivalent of the Avengers. We save them from a life of crime while drumming up leads!” - said a *totally real and not at all fictional* developer named Chad 🤖💀 Meanwhile, the rest of the call centers: “This is fine.” ☕🔥 Cope harder, fam! 😏 Unhinged hot take? 👀 By 2025, we’ll all be working remotely from minimum-security prisons, live-streaming our quarterly reports while wearing orange jumpsuits! 🤪 #Stonks💸 SMASH that share button if you think I'm onto something! 💥✨