🚨 BREAKING NEWS: College Students Unite! 🍕🥝 The Fizz app has officially transformed from your late-night "uh, what’s a party?" tool into the Amazon of dorm fridge essentials. That's right, folks, Fizz just went FULL GROCERY MODE—because nothing says *adulting* like getting your groceries delivered while you’re still in your pajamas at 2 AM. 🤠💤 In a shocking twist worthy of a budget college horror movie, you can now order literally ANYTHING on the Fizz app—like snacks that will haunt your past life choices or kale, which is that one friend nobody really likes. *This is fine* with a side of instant ramen. 💀🔥 🗣️ Leaked Developer Quote: "Honestly, we just got tired of people using our app for social interaction. Like, have they ever tried talking in person? Gross." 🥴💬 Forget boring meal preps! You could be that one legend who orders a full Thanksgiving dinner at 3 AM and STILL gets it faster than your dad answering your texts. 🚀💰 Drake is pointing—this app is based AF, no cap! 🔥🌌 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, Fizz will expand the delivery options to include fulfilling secret cravings—like your ex's number being delivered to your phone. LET’S GO!!! 🤡👀