🚨🤖 BREAKING: FriendliAI just bagged themselves a whopping $20 MILLION to *speed up* AI inference workloads, and honestly, that's like putting a turbo booster on your grandma's old Nissan Sentra! 🏎️💨💰 So here’s the tea: these tech wizards are hitting the gas pedal on AI so hard, they’re practically turning it into a NASCAR event! 🏁💥 Like, bruh, if AI was a racecar, FriendliAI would be the garage with the extra-large turbo spray and a JDM sticker that says "STONKS!" 📈💀 In a totally NOT scripted convo, one of the devs reportedly said, "We just want AIs to get their breakfast served quicker than users can say ‘I’m bored.’” 🥴🔥 Meanwhile, venture capitalists are out here flooding the streets like it's Black Friday for funding—Capstone Partners leading the charge like Drake pointing at a lit meme! 👀👇 Sierra Ventures, Alumni Ventures, KDB, and KB Securities were also in the mix—like they’ve just found a glitch in the Matrix and it’s called “free money” 💸💸! 💥 HOT TAKE: In 5 years, your toaster will probably have a better grasp on AI than your college buddy who still thinks a "byte" is just a snack. #ToasterLife 🤯✨ Share this with your squad before we all get AI’d outta existence! 🚀