🍕⚾️ Breaking News: Apple’s latest stunt makes live sports feel like you're watching your cousin’s 8th-grade baseball game with a potato! 🍟🔥 Tonight’s Friday Night Baseball ain't just your regular snooze fest, folks 🙄! We’re getting SERIOUSLY upgraded 📱✨—like, “I can’t believe it’s not butter” levels of cringe. The magical iPhone 17 Pro is making its debut in Fenway Park to film the Tigers vs. Red Sox showdown 🎥💥. FOUR iPhones capturing the action? What’s next, a live stream from grandma’s flip phone? 🤦‍♂️💀 🤡 "Y'all, at least my grandma has better camera work when she TikToks her cats!" - an actual baseball fan I just made up 🤖💭 And get this: you’ll see a ‘Shot on iPhone’ overlay, which is basically Apple saying, “Don’t worry, we still exist!” while the game is so dull you might literally fall asleep. 😴🛌 #ThisIsFine But wait, there’s more! What if they just passed the iPhones out to the players and let them film their own highlights? Now THAT’S innovation! 🚀💰 Wanna bet they’ll use CNTRL+ALT+DEL to edit the footage? No cap, I see a future where every MLB team has a TikTok account. Fasten your seatbelts, we’re going to cringe-level 100! 🤬🔥🌌 Prediction: By 2025, the entire league will be filmed on smart refrigerators run by AI. Mark my words! 🍔🤯💀