🚨📱 HUGE TECH NEWS ALERT: Verizon is throwing phones like it’s a Hot Potato tournament! 🥔🔥 Yes, you read that right—FREE SAMSUNG Z FLIP 7 for all you phone-hungry homies under their Unlimited Ultimate plan! 💰💸 #FOMO 👀 So, you might be thinking, “What’s the catch, Chief?!” 🤔 Well, buckle up, buttercup! You’ll need to trade in a qualifying phone (aka that ancient flip phone your grandma still uses). But hey, when you’re flipping your way to the future with the Z Flip 7, who’s really gonna care about that? 🤖🚀 🚪 Imagine Verizon’s devs in a dark room: “Should we give this away for free?” “Nah, but let’s make them do backflips and solve a Rubik's Cube while we’re at it.” Yeah, well done, team! 🙃 🔥 Change your phone, change your life, but also, like, are these companies just giving us shiny stuff to distract from how much they're charging us normally?! 🤡💀 STONKS DO NOT GO UP, MY FRIENDS. Low-key prediction: in 5 years, Verizon will be giving away phones for participation trophies… but only if you tweet about it first. 🤯📲💔 #DeepThoughts #ThisIsFine