🚨 Hold onto your remotes, fam! We gotta talk about the "free" TV that’s totally NOT a scam! 😱💔 So our boy Ilya Pozin, CEO of Telly (sounds like a villain from an 80s action flick, amirite?), drops by The Vergecast to pitch what can only be described as the “McDonald's Happy Meal of TVs”: “It's free, but you’ll regret it once every ad for crocs pops up.” 🍔🦖 For the low, low price of $0, you get a TV that’s basically a digital billboard! 🤑🔥 *Something tells me you’ll be binge-watching reality TV, but instead of popcorn, you'll be chock-full of ads for “Get Rich Quick” schemes.* Stonks 💸? More like *STONKs for the advertising world* 💀! But wait, The Verge’s Emma Roth uncovers what's really up. Spoiler alert: It’s a dystopian nightmare where you sign away your soul faster than you can say “cut my Wi-Fi, this is fine” 🔥🤡. 🥴 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We make our money by treating viewers like a product! It's like watching TV on a stakeout, but the stakes are your sanity.” - [REDACTED] 😳 🔥 So here’s my unhinged prediction: in 5 years, expect Telly to launch a new “premium upgrade” option for just $200 a month to turn off the ads. 🤷‍♂️ #CapitalismAtItsFinest #FreeTV #AdCentral 🌌🎥✨ Share if you're ready to hand over your eyeballs! 👀💰