๐จ Free Nintendo Switch? Verizon said โtake my money, Iโm broke!โ ๐ธ๐ No cap, get yours before they run out! ๐ฎโจ
๐จ๐ฎ **BREAKING: VERIZON GIVING OUT FREE NINTENDO SWITCHES?!** ๐ฎ๐จ ๐คฏ Yโall, I just unlocked a LEVEL UP in my life. ๐ Verizon is basically throwing these Nintendo Switches at us like theyโre stale bread at a 90s rave! ๐ฅณ๐ฅ No cap, if you sign up for their 1- or 2-GB Fios internet plan (don't worry, it's not too many gigabytes for your TikTok grind, fam), you get a SWITCH. *FREE*. Like, are we in a video game or did the matrix just glitched? ๐ ๐ณ Imagine your life: ๐๏ธ Youโre just casually binging Netflix on your new Fios while Mario is taking out Bowser โ all for the price of their internet. Whatโs next? Free WiFi with a side of avocado toast? ๐๐ฅ *Drake pointing meme* โThis is what I wanted.โ Oh waitโVerizon is about to stab you with a 2-year contract! *Seethe & cope* ๐ธ๐ ### LEAKED DEV QUOTE: *"Honestly, weโre just excited about the free marketing. I havenโt actually seen a customer in 12 months."* - Anonymous Verizon Developer ๐ฝ ๐ฅ Hereโs a hot take: Verizon is using the Switch as bait for the next Netflix party game craze. Imagine 2-hour bufferingโฆ but with Mario Kart! ๐คก๐ฅ And if they run out of switches, buckle up because they might just start giving away Xboxes, and this is gonna turn into a real-life game of Fortnite! FOR REAL. ๐๐ค ๐ Go grab your Switch while they still have โemโฆ before they realize it's a mistake. #Stonks to your phone bill! ๐ฐ๐ฅ
