🚨 BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS 🚨 AT&T just dropped a deal that's more shocking than your grandma’s reaction to TikTok 🤯. Yep, you read that right! They’re giving away FREE Google Pixel 10 Pros! 💰💥 That's right, you too can join the ranks of those high-flying tech moguls who can capture every mundane moment 📸 (like your cat knocking over a plant). But wait, THERE’S MORE! Get ready to fork over your dignity, because not only will you get a shiny new phone that will be out of date before you even open the box, you’ll also snag 📦 50% OFF Google’s PixelSnap accessories! Yeah, let’s just call them “PixelSucks” because seriously, who needs more stuff clogging up their drawers? 🤦‍♂️💀 **Leaked Quote**: “We really just wanted to give these away so people don’t notice our service is still trash. Just kidding, our lobbyists made us do it!” - Some AT&T Dev probably. So, what’s the catch? 🤔 (cue the Drake pointing meme) You gotta be one of those “eligible customers” which basically means you’re not living in a cardboard box. 🔥 PREDICTION TIME 🔥: In 2024, AT&T will announce a new plan where you pay them to take a free phone because that’s the world we live in now. No cap, that’s the *vibe*. 🤡🤑 Share this chaos while you're at it!