🚨📱✨STOP THE PRESSES, FOLKS! Verizon's out here in 2023 like, “Hey, wanna flip your life over?” 🤡💥 Yeah, they’re giving away FREE Samsung Galaxy Z Flip 7s if you trade in that potato you’ve been carrying around (no cap). 🍟👶 **TL;DR:** Trade in your granddad's flip phone, join the Unlimited Ultimate plan, and voila! You're now the proud owner of the future (or at least a phone that makes you feel futuristic) 😎🚀. 👀 But wait! Is this the sign that smartphones are officially outdated? I mean, who needs a thousand-dollar slab when you could flip like it’s 2005? Drake is pointing at you like, “Please don’t.” 😂🤦‍♂️ *Leaked Verizon developer quote:* “We realized people will literally do anything for free stuff, even if that includes taking selfies with their mom’s old Motorola.” 💀🔥 And let’s be real, if you think this isn’t a desperate attempt to get people to stay with Verizon while they charge you an arm and a leg for data, you might just be living in a bubble. This is fine. 🐸💰 So, here’s my hot take: In 2024, we’ll all just be trading in our smartwatches for zany new flip phones and pretending to be time travelers. Get ready to walk around looking like you just time-warped from a 90s sitcom! 😜💫