🚨 BREAKING NEWS: You can now use Perplexity’s Comet AI browser- and guess what? It’s FREE! 💸💻 Just when you thought Chrome was the peak of essential chaos, here comes Comet to launch your online experience into the stratosphere! 🚀✨ But wait, lemme drop this hot take on ya: when they say “dynamic alternative,” they really mean “I can’t believe it’s not Chrome!” 😂🔥 Like, guys, what’s next? A toaster that searches the web while it burns your bagels to a crisp? To quote a “leaked” dev: “We’re basically just giving people another way to Google TikTok memes. Praying for stonks, tho.” 📈🤖 And don’t get me started on the new era of search! This feels more like the dawn of “I don’t know where I put my keys” browser vibes. 🤷‍♂️ Is it a browser or a space-age GPS for the internet? Just point me to the cat gifs already! 🐱💖 Prediction: In three months, Comet will be competing with TikTok for our attention span—who needs productivity when you can scroll endlessly through infinite tabs only to end up on Amazon buying things you absolutely don't need? 💀🔥 So buckle up, fam! It’s time to launch into the meme-verse with Comet. This is fine... but like, *NOT* fine. 😎🥴✨