🚨🛑 **ANDROID APP DEALS ALERT** 🛑🚨 Gather ‘round gamers and app hoarders, it’s Thursday and you know what that means—time to *spend all your money* on apps you’ll probably never use! 💸💸💸 *Today’s lineup has more free stuff than a mini donut stand at a tech convention.* 🤤🍩 First up, **Psychofunk** (I feel like this should be a TikTok dance, right? 💃) is here to get you vibing while *definitely* not addressing your existential crisis! And if that wasn’t enough, there’s *unmemory*—whatever that is; sounds like a cringe TikTok challenge we didn’t ask for. 😵‍💫 Oh, and let's talk about Samsung’s shiny new **Galaxy Tab S11**. 🎉 Up to $150 in FREE storage upgrades?? Sounds like they're trying to make you forget you ever spent money on that overpriced coffee maker! 🤷‍♂️☕ And you know the deal—up to $800 off trade-ins. Just remember, paying $800 for a new tablet is still less painful than watching your bank account dwindle to zero. 💀 We also have **Lenovo’s Tab One** for just $95. Talk about a steal! 🏴‍☠️ But it might just crumble like a cookie under the pressure of a 10-minute YouTube tutorial! 🍪💥 Leaked quotes from my imaginary friend: “Bro, if it’s under $100, just buy it. We live once. YOLO.” 😎🔥 **🔥 Hot take:** If I hear one more person say “I can’t live without my tablet,” I might just explode! 💥 Tablets are just fancy mirrors to make you *feel* productive while scrolling through Twitter. 🤖💖 So, what are *YOU*