🚨 FREE AirPods alert! 🎧 Buy a MacBook/iPad 4 school & flex on your broke friends! 💸 No cap, don't miss! 🔥👀
🚨🍏👀 BREAKING NEWS: Apple’s BACK with the *ultimate* giveaway—Free AirPods when you buy a MacBook or iPad! I mean, who doesn't want to flex on their classmates while listening to their overpriced podcast about how to make passive income? 💸🎧 #Stonks Here’s how it works: Buy an iPad, MacBook, or iMac (because who needs tuition when you can just get into debt with tech? 🤷♂️💀). But wait, it gets better! You be rollin’ into class with AirPods like a *king/queen* 👑, ready to ignore your professors while blasting "this is fine" memes 🤡🔥. Imagine this convo between Apple devs: **Dev 1:** “Ugh, let’s make students think we're giving away these AirPods for free to distract them from the fact that our products are overpriced!” **Dev 2:** “Brilliant! 🎉 They'll eat it up like hotcakes...🥞” But hold up! This is peak ‘school supply inflation’—buy a laptop and throw in a pair of earbuds?? 🤨 Like, bro, how’s that for a value meal? 🍔💰 🔥🔥 Here’s my hot take: Next year, Apple will drop a new “AirBoo”—AirPods that audibly shame you into productivity while you ignore your responsibilities! 🚀😱 Spread the word, fam! Don’t let this go viral without making your friends seethe in envy! 💥📲 #SchoolFlex