🚨💥BREAKING: France puts Shein on timeout! 💥🚨 Hold on to your TikTok leggings, fam! 🇫🇷🤡 The fashion villain you love to hate, Shein, is getting the boot 🥾 until they can prove they’re not just a glorified black market! 🏴‍☠️💀 Who knew fashion could be so illegal?! 🤔💅 So here’s the tea ☕️: France said, "SHEIN, YOU WILL NOT PASS!" until they scrub their site cleaner than my browser history after last weekend’s cringe-fest. 👀💻🔥 Like, hello? Are we still gunning for fast fashion or fast justice? 🤖💰 #Stonks or #Copes? **Leaked Developer Quote:** "Honestly, we're basically just trying to keep the French government from having a total meltdown while we figure out how to upload more 'patent pending' styles." 😵‍💫💼 Meanwhile, this comes right when Shein opened its first IRL store in Paris! Like, imagine walking into a store just to be told you might be standing in a crime scene. 🚨👮‍♀️💔 Talk about fashionably late! 🤦‍♀️ **Unhinged Prediction Alert!** 🚀 In 2024, Shein will rebrand to “Shein-tastic” and start a charity that donates $1 for every 100 illegal items sold because *of course* they will! 🤪🔥 #FashionPolice #ThisIsFine #DrakePointing #ChaosInParis