🚨🛑 HOLD UP! France is about to throw down harder than a toddler on a sugar high! 🍬💥 That's right, our baguette-loving friends have decided it’s time to take AliExpress and Joom to court over some *ahem* questionable sales! Let’s be real, we're talking about LEGAL complaints over childlike sex dolls. Like, bro, who thought that was a good idea? 🤔💀 Commerce Minister: "We need to end this digital wild west!" 🏇🤠 Meanwhile, Shein is just sitting there like Drake nodding 🤙 at their impending ban—"This is fine" while they swallow the biggest L since the last time someone tried to sell digital NFTs of fidget spinners. 🥴🚀 Oh, but 🚨 it's not just AliExpress and Joom in the hot seat; Temu, Wish, eBay—it's like the Avengers of cringe shopping are all being investigated. One dev probably said: "Hey, let’s just keep the wild vibes going! What could possibly go wrong?!" 💸🤖 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, Alibaba will drop a new line of childlike AI companions to “help” parents cope with their shopping guilt, and it'll be the next TikTok challenge! Stonks?! 📈🤡💰 Like, BRUH! What even is society?! Comment below if you think I’m onto something or totally seething! ✊💀