🚨👀 BREAKING: France just pulled the fire alarm on Apple’s sneaky spyware shenanigans! 🔥💀 I mean, we all knew iPhones were basically electronic leashes, but this is some next-level dystopian stuff! 🍏📱💔 📜 According to the report from France’s Information Security Agency (big brain move), the fruit-favoring tech giant was all like, "Surprise, there’s a new wave of spyware lurking like that one weird uncle at family gatherings!" 🤡🚀 No cap, it’s like they just dropped a new horror movie: “The Spyware of iPhone” starring *everyone’s data* as the terrified victims. 🎬👻 🚨 Developers are shaking in their boots! 😂 “I mean, we told them about the bugs, but they just shrugged and said 'More features, less privacy!'” said some completely made-up dev on Discord. And you know what? Apple users are just sitting there like Drake, pointing at options: “Privacy? Nah, I’d rather lose my data! 🔥📉” Can’t wait for the sequel: "The Return of the Stonks" 😂💰 ✨🔥Hot prediction: In 2024, Apple will introduce “Privacy Premium”—a subscription service that tells you exactly how much they’re NOT spying on you. 🤖✌️💸 This is fine. And we’re all just living in it! 🤷‍♂️ Meme it like you mean it! ✨