🚨🍏 *BREAKING NEWS: Apple vs. Spyware, and we’re all just living in a chaos simulation* 🔍💻💀 So, France just dropped the news that Apple is sending out threat notifications like they're handing out candy at a Halloween party 🎃🍬. “Hey, you think you’re safe? LMAO, think again! 😵‍💫 Someone’s been eyeing your iPhone like it’s a juicy cheeseburger at a vegan potluck! 🍔🚫🌱 *Leaked Developer Quote:* *“Why send out patch notifications when we can just wait for the French government to do it? It’s like giving your car keys to a raccoon. 🤷‍♂️💔”* This whole situation has *major “This Is Fine” vibes* as Apple sends alerts while users panic like they just realized their Tinder date is a hacker 🤖💔. You thought you were just swiping right on love, but nah fam, it’s a spyware attack! 🙃 Let’s be real: If Apple charged us a dollar for every notification, they'd become the new kings of *STONKS* 💰📈! Think this is over? Nah fam, hold my AirPods. In a wild twist, I predict Apple releases an iSpy accessory. “Track your data leaks with style! ✨” 🍏🔍 So folks, time to either update your devices or just embrace the chaos. Either way, we’re all just characters in an episode of a tech horror movie 🎥👻. *Stay safe, or don’t. Who cares?* #Based #ChaosSimulation #NotMySecurity 🤡🔥