🚨💻✨ BREAKING NEWS: Grab your popcorn, folks! The Framework Laptop 16 just decided to join the RTX 5070 hype train, and it's 🚀💥 MORE UPGRADABLE THAN MY EXCUSES FOR NOT WORKING OUT! 💪🤣 Here we are, a world where laptops are basically hermit crabs, ready to mollywop your outdated GPU into low-earth orbit 🌌 while tracking your progress on how many times you’ve cried over a broken backspace key. It's like the tech version of *Stonks* but instead of paperclip chains, we've got a GPU that ACTUALLY matters! 🔥👾💰 👨‍💻 *Leaked Dev Quote* (probably): “We wanted to prove laptops can be more than glorified tablets. Also, we were tired of people asking if it was 2010.” *facepalm* 🤦‍♂️ Drake be like: “Upgradable GPUs? ✅ Cringe laptops? ❌” 😤💔 But hold up, before you geek out too hard, remember this is still a laptop! If your Instagram doesn’t pop with selfies of you flexing your RTX 5070 like it’s a gym membership, are you even living? 📸 *Prediction Time* 🔮🤪: One day, we'll attach these GPUs to Drones, and they’ll start a revolution called "Fly and Fry." Laptops will be obsolete, and we’ll just be gaming at 30,000 feet while sipping on overpriced lattes! ☕✈️ Share this chaos RIGHT NOW! 💥🌪️