🚨🎉 BREAKING: Framework Laptop 16 just dropped the 2025 upgrade and BOOM 💣—the RTX 5070 is here to give your gaming fantasies and wallet a workout! 🤑💥 Hold up, before you go full-on gamer mode, let’s talk upgrades—like we’re in an episode of *Extreme Makeover: Laptop Edition*! 🎨🛠️ Forget the days of e-waste guilt when you had to toss your laptop just because the graphics were cringier than a TikTok dance gone wrong. Framework’s like, “Nah fam, we got you!” 🤝💪 In a shocking twist of fate, they’ve swooped in to make upgrades as easy as your grandma’s casserole recipe 🍲. Swap that sad Radeon RX 7700S for the spicy NVIDIA RTX 5070 with 8GB of DDR7 RAM. No cap, that's a glow-up! 🚀🔥 👾🎮 Leaked convo from an imaginary dev team: Dev 1: "What if we made it so gamers DON’T feel like they’re stuck in 2020?" Dev 2: "Say less, bro. Let’s just give them a GPU upgrade that slaps." Framework’s craving applause and *shooketh* AMD fans! Please rise for the RTX 5070, the true star of this cringe fest. 💅👑 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2030, laptops will literally grow GPUs like Magic: The Gathering cards, and your mom will want to upgrade YOUR graphics! 🤯 #TakeMyMoney #UpgradeTheWorld