🔥🚨BREAKING NERD ALERT! Framework Desktop is here, and it’s making all the other PCs look as relevant as Blockbuster.💀💻💥 Like, hello? Are we really still pretending that throwing a bunch of RGB lights in a toaster is an upgrade? Someone tell those companies to cope. 😤 So, the Framework Desktop, which is basically the nice surprise you get when you open a bag of chips and it’s not all crumbs, is here to make your performance dreams come true.💪🌌 It’s not going to make you the owner of the next galactic empire (sorry Elon 😒), but it definitely gives you that “I can finally play Minecraft without sacrificing my FPS” vibe. 🌍🔫 "Honestly, I just wanted to make something that won’t make people’s brains melt like an iPhone on a hot day,” an imaginary dev said. 🤖💥 Yeah, no cap, that’s the energy we need, fam. But here’s the kicker: If this device doesn’t come with a side of NFT support, is it even worth it? 🤔💸 Don't @ me. Prediction: Within a year, we’ll be calling every other desktop "vintage" while Framework becomes the new cult favorite.👽🚀 Stonks going straight to the moon, baby! 🌕💰🔥 #FrameworkIsLife #PCMasterRace