🔥🚀**BREAKING NEWS: Tech Game-Changer or $1,099 Doorstop?** 💰🤡 Framework just dropped their compact desktop, and y’all are NOT ready for this wild ride 🎢! It’s like IKEA got together with NASA to make a PC, but instead of meatballs, you get soldered parts. Yes, you heard that right, fam! CPU, GPU, and RAM are all locked away tighter than your grandma’s secret cookie recipe! 🍪🔒 Andrew Cunningham from Ars Technica said it’s "easy to assemble"—full stop! But let’s be honest, assembling a pizza is easier than this *soldered nightmare*. You thought you were upgrading your rig? Nah fam, you’re just paying $1,099 for a glorified toaster that can only last until the next batch of "bigger, better, soldered" comes out. *Insert Drake pointing meme here* 👀📉 And you call this modular? Nope, it’s about as modular as Legos from Wish. 😂🤖 Just wait until your friends start roasting you for buying this “compact masterpiece” while they’re out here building Lego-style PCs for half the price. *This is fine* 🔥💀 🔮**Hot Take: In 2025, we’ll all be trading our Framework Desktops for a potato with WiFi because *everything* will be on the cloud anyway.** 🤯 No cap.