🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨: No-Code WIZARD 🧙‍♂️ Framer Just Hit $2B Valuation—Hold My Beer! 🍻💸 Hold on to your keyboards, folks! Framer, the no-code website builder that’s basically like if IKEA made web pages (assemble on your own, best of luck), just flexed its pecs and hit a massive $2 billion valuation 🎉💰! That’s right, over HALF A MILLION people are choosing to avoid coding like it's a pop quiz 😱. You know it's real when the Series D funding looks like a stonk chart going *WHOOSH* 🚀📈! They just snagged $100 million from the investor Avengers—Meritech and Atomico —because "putting users in an HTML cage is so last year" 🤖🔒. 💬 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "Yeah, we basically just threw some templates on the wall and prayed. Now investors are throwing money at us like we're the hottest NFT of the week!" 🔥 So, is it finally time to KISS CODE GOODBYE? 💋💻 Or are we all just risking getting trapped in an endless loop of premade website designs? 🤡🤔 🔥ULTIMATE PREDICTION: In 2025, workers will exclusively craft PowerPoints while their no-code overlords run the internet. Mark my words, your presentations will be viral TikTok fads! VIDEO KILLED THE POWERPOINT STAR? You heard it here first! 💀💀 #NoCap #FramerForTheWin