🚨💔 Y’ALL, WE GOTTA TALK ABOUT THE APPLE OF OUR EYE, BUT NOT IN A GOOD WAY! 🍏🔧 So, get this: A “China Labor Watch” six-month deep dive into the Foxconn iPhone factory in Zhengzhou revealed work conditions that are, uh, let's just say… CRINGE AF. 🤯💀 Like, imagine working in a place where “seasonal staff” sounds more like “seasonal torture” (fall vibes? more like fall into despair). 👀💬 Leaked developer quote from “Steve Wozniak’s Ghost” said: “I thought I was building the future; turns out I was just building a sweatshop.” Stonks? 🤷‍♂️ More like stonks... but like, the ones that just crash and burn! 🚀🔥 Y’all, it’s AS IF the iPhone was like, “Yo, let’s make the latest model with extra stress levels and limited bathroom breaks.” This is fine. No cap, it’s like Apple is running a real-life “Choose Your Own Adventure” story, and all paths lead to existential dread. 🤡🥴 But for real, let’s circle back to reality. Keeping it 100, we’re all about that “Ergonomic Excellence,” but maybe Apple should stick to what they’re good at: overpriced devices and outdated chargers! 😤💰 Prediction time: In 2025, Apple will unveil the iPhone 25, and it'll come with a built-in stress ball. 🔥 Stay tuned, fam.