🚨💥 BREAKING: F O X O N E I S R E A L 💥🚨 Hold onto your nachos, fam! 📺🍕 Fox just dropped a *hot* new streaming service called Fox One that's about to obliterate your social life (and your wallet) faster than you can say, "stonks!" 💰🚀 $20 a month or a whopping $200 a year?!?💸 I guess they're counting on you *not* to check your bank account while binge-watching the NFL and MLB games 🎉🤡! What’s included? E V E R Y T H I N G. That’s right, you can now get your Fox News fix AND catch that glorious *B1G* football all in one app! Talk about a win-win—like when Drake points to the left and then points to the right, but it’s really just your life choices on display. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️ Leaked Developer Quote: “Yeah, we figured if we tossed in Fox News, people would forget they’re paying for garbage!” 😂🔥 So, are you ready to cope with *more* streaming services? This is fine ☕️🔥. Mark my words, in 2024 we’ll have a Fox One Plus Ultra Deluxe—starring literally every single network known to mankind. No cap! 💀👽 TL;DR: Fox is serving up steaming piles of content for your viewing pleasure, but don’t say we didn’t warn you if your wallet goes on a diet! #UnhingedFuturePrediction 🚀📅💯