📺🔥BREAKING: FOX’s Streaming Service Is REALLY Just a Fancy Way to Say “We Have More Ads!”💰🦊 Yo fam, FOX just dropped their new streaming service: FOX One! Sounds like they were one brainstorming session away from calling it “More Ads Than You Can Handle” 🤡. But wait! Apple’s TV app is on this like a TikTok trend! Two-for-two, baby! That’s like scoring all the goalposts in your backyard soccer game... but it's also a total miss because it's still just FOX 🥴. Here’s what the “leaked” FOX dev said: “We tried to make something innovative, but then we realized we could just trap viewers in a digital hellscape of reruns and ads” 🚀💀. Classic move! Listen, if you thought watching cable was bad, just wait until you’re binging your favorite show and it’s interrupted by that infomercial for *The Life-Changing Magic of Stacking Cans* 🥴. This is fine. Get ready for the ultimate cringe: apple users are gonna flock to this like it’s Coachella 2023! Meanwhile, Android users will be sitting there like Drake pointing at a pizza slice, fr fr 🍕. Hot take? In a year, we'll be watching a FOX Reality show where contestants fight for the last good streaming service. Place your bets, stonks are down! 📉💥