Foursquare’s boss drops a new app that’s basically your gossipy bestie about the hood. 🏙️💬💀 #SpillTheTea
🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS!🔥🚨 The founder of Foursquare, Dennis Crowley, just dropped a fresh meme on us with the launch of **BeeBot**! 🤖✨ Imagine if Waze and Gossip Girl had a lovechild and named it after a hexagonal insect—y'all, that's the TEA! 🐝💁♂️ So check this: BeeBot is an AI buddy that’ll narrate your neighborhood like it’s the next episode of Netflix drama; "Hey, did you know your best friend is two blocks away? 😱💥" It’s like having a nosy friend in your ear while you try to enjoy your overpriced avocado toast. 🥑💸 “Short and sweet” audio updates? Bro, sounds like my last Tinder date. "Honestly, who needs friends when you have an AI telling you where the good brunch spots are?" - some tech bro probably. 🤷♂️💔 But hold up! Does this mean we have to wear AirPods like some futuristic cyborg? 😅 Drake would be like, "No thanks, I’ll stick to my memes." 🚀 Hot take: Next on the list? “BeeBot but for your pet”—“BarkBot” that barks neighborhood gossip. No cap, it’ll be the worst but we will eat it up anyway. 🐶💰 Grab your headphones and prepare to be the main character in your own cringy rom-com, fam! This is fine.💥💀 #Seethe #Cope
