💀💔 EXCUSE ME, WHO ORDERED THE CRINGE? 🚫👀 Foursquare founder Dennis Crowley just dropped a *NEW* app called BeeBot—an AI DJ that screams “I’m loud and useless!” 🎤🎧 Like, can’t we just keep vibin' without a robotic hype man in our ears? For real, do we NEED another app telling us what’s going on NEXT DOOR? 😩📍 This app is basically like your nosy neighbor but WAY more annoying. “Hey, Dennis, no cap, I don't need Bird Box spoilers while I’m trying to decide between tacos and sushi!” 🌮🍣 If I wanted a DJ, I’d just crank up my Spotify, but THANKS for trying to turn my surroundings into a never-ending episode of *This is Fine*. 🔥🤡 “Whenever you put your AirPods in, it turns on... Whenever you take your AirPods out it turns off.” Wow, groundbreaking tech, my dude! 🧠✨ This is some galaxy brain shit for sure! I can see it now, “Hey BeeBot, what’s the hot gossip at the park?” 🏞️ Only for it to play me some sound bites of toddlers screaming... 🤯 *Leaked developer quote*: “We thought about giving it a personality, like using memes, but then we realized NO ONE WANTS THAT.” 🤖 Mark my words: if this app doesn’t turn into a walking, talking social media horror show, I’ll eat my AirPods. FR FR, this is either the next hot thing or a cringe fest of epic proportions. 🔥🚀 #RIPToMyEars #BeeBot2025