🚨💥 STRAP IN, GEN Z! 🚀 Foursquare's OG, Dennis Crowley, just dropped a new app, and it’s got more buzz than a beehive after a Red Bull party! 🎉🍯 Introducing BeeBot, the app that’s gonna make you question your very existence. 😵‍💫 So what’s the tea? 🍵 It’s basically AirPods having a wild rave with AI and location-based features! Think of it as your buddy who shows up to a party and immediately yells, “Let’s get lit!” while plotting your next TikTok dance craze. 🤖✨ You’re probably thinking, “But wait, isn’t this just Foursquare with a glow up?” 🤔 And you’d be right! It’s like when Drake said “No” to being a one-hit wonder but then dived into an ocean of cringe. 🕺💔 🔍 *Leaked Developer Interview:* 📅 Crowley: “I wanted to create an app that’s like a digital friend but less annoying than your typical ‘Where are we going to eat?’ convo.” 💬 Dev #1: “So, basically, a stalker but with better vibes?” 💬 Dev #2: “Based af! Can I use it to ghost my ex?” 🔥🔥 BLESS YOU, HOPSCOTCH LABS! But like, who even asked for a social app that tells you where to cringe while listening to your own music? Forget location, we need to *locate our sanity*!!! **🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION:** In 5 years, BeeBot will replace therapists and be the new dating app where you match based purely on your AI-generated playlists. 😱💖 2028: the year of the buzz! 🍯💣