🚨💥 BREAKING TEA: 4 TEENS TURNED CYBER KINGS ARRESTED FOR £440 MILLION DIGITAL ROBBERY! 💸👑💻 So apparently, these four Gen Z tech gurus thought they could swipe the equivalent of a small country’s GDP from Marks & Spencer, Co-op, and Harrods without anyone noticing. 😱💀 I mean, if you’re gonna be a criminal mastermind, at least don't pull a *this is fine* moment when the NCA comes knocking! 😂☕🚨 Picture this: four teens leveling up their criminal game like it’s GTA Online, all while using the Wi-Fi from their mom's basement. We've got a 20-year-old lady and three boys straight outta Hogwarts School of Cyber Sorcery (19, 19, and 17). 🤖🔮🔗 Leaked developer quote: "I thought hacking was just for fun, like stealing sundaes at the local ice cream shop... but turns out it's more *ACTUAL* crime." 💀🍦 Let's be real, they entered the game thinking it was a *stonks* moment but now facing a *coffin dance* as they're led away in cuffs. 🤡🚀 🔥🌌 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Next big trend? TEENS SCHEMING TO START CRYPTO CANDY SHOPPE where they sell *NFTs of their mugshots*. Cope and seethe, police! 🍬💰 #CyberHustlers #MemeFi 🔥