🚨💥 BREAKING: The U.K. National Crime Agency just made more arrests than your average Fortnite lobby! 😂💀 Four hackers are now cozying up in the slammer for riding the retail heist wave at Marks & Spencer, Harrods, and the Co-op like it’s the Summer Olympics of internet crime! 🏅🛒 In a shocking turn of events, these wannabe cyber-pirates decided to plunder the digital shelves instead of just, like, going to the store? COPE ALERT! 😱🍞💥 One “developer” was overheard saying, “I thought we were on a mission for stonks! NOT getting a prison cell!” 🤦‍♂️🏴‍☠️ Imagine these guys in court: “Your Honor, we just wanted to add a new ‘Shoplift’ feature to the app—like a real-life loot box! This is fine!” 🔥🤖 But nah, man. When you start raiding British supermarkets, you’re not about that ‘support local’ life. 😬 In other news, I predict NEXT YEAR will see a massive rise in “Cybercriminals in Custody” TikTok dances!!! 🚀💃 Time to cash in on those cringe trends, fam! Prepare for the *Hacker Shuffle* as they break out of prison in style. MARK MY WORDS! 🔮💰