🚨👑 Attention Founders! Are you tired of your startup looking like it’s stuck in quicksand? 😩💔 Well, buckle up and sip that overpriced oat milk latte because Roseanne Wincek, Jai Das, and Dan Springer are about to drop some wisdom bombs 🧠💣 that’ll make your brain expand faster than an NFT JPEG! 🤩✨ At TechCrunch Disrupt 2025—yes, it’s still called “TechCrunch” and not “TechCringe”—these titans of capital 💰 are gonna school you on how to exit like a boss instead of a chump 🥴. So if you’ve been dreaming about jumping ship before your tech dreams sink like the Titanic, now’s your chance! 🚢💥 Fake Developer Quote Alert! 🚨: "If I knew how to exit properly, I wouldn't have spent my last paycheck on a blockchain-powered toaster." 👀🔥 So what are you waiting for? Register, or you might end up looking like Drake pointing at a 'failed startup' meme while sipping your tears. 😭🥲💔 🔥**Hot Take:** In 2025, the unicorns will be replaced by actual dragons, and you better have your exit strategy ready before they roast your pitch! 🐉🌈 #ExitStrategies #TechCrunchDisrupt #BasedOrCringe