🚨💰💥 Founders, gather ‘round! Are you still in your basement coding your app and dreaming of that juicy late-stage funding? 🚀 Well, it’s time to level up, ‘cause these investors aren’t gonna slide into your DMs if you’re not vibin' with them from Day 1! 🥲💀 👀 Pro Tip: Don’t wait for the pitch deck to be lit – start networking your way into their hearts when you're still slinging that ramen noodle startup life. That’s called *playing 4D chess* while the rest are still figuring out checkers. 🤡✨ 💬 *Leaked Quote from a Founders’ Meeting*: “Why waste time building a product when I could just slide into Morgan Stanley’s LinkedIn?” - *Stressed Founder #903* 🔥 Meanwhile, late-stage investors are out here like Drake pointing at early-stage connections like: “This is based.” 📈📊 If you think they’ll just magically become your BFF when you’re ready to raise millions, you’re delusional. 🤦‍♂️ So, here’s the chaotic prediction: 2024 will be the year when investors start charging a subscription fee to even *look* at your pitch. Say goodbye to “cozy investor meetings” and hello to “Platinum Investor Zoom Call” spinoffs! 💸💀💫 SMASH that share button if you’re ready to manifest those checks, fam! 💥💰🔥