🚨BREAKING (and kinda boring) NEWS ALERT🚨: Your snooze-fest, "Not the NotebookLM," just got a glow-up, fam! 💅😤 🎉 Say hello to the new open-source **NotebookWOKE** (names totally made it up, but let's pretend)! It’s like NotebookLM found itself at a hipster coffee shop, sipping fair-trade lattes ☕ while writing code in its local LAN garage. Get ready to DITCH those privacy issues like they're last season's fashion. 🤢🤖💻 🏷️ Developer Quote: “We were just tired of our AI data being on the cloud, so we built this instead. Also, I just wanted an excuse to wear my PJs while working.” - Anonymous Dev, probably. 😂🔒 And before you say, “But what if it crashes?” just remember: this is tech, baby! You'll either be like Drake pointing at better privacy or sitting in an office with a “This is fine” meme. 🔥💔 🔥💰 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Soon, using a local AI instead of some crusty cloud service will be the norm; people will Lex Friedman their way into tech conversations about privacy as if it were a flex. No cap, you’ll be flexing harder than someone who just bought a Lambo! 😎🚀 Share this chaos and spread the word—pride MEETS privacy, people! #NotebookWOKE #Stonks🔥💥