🔥📏🔧 *Stop right there! Did you say MULTITOOL under $30?!* 😱💰 I’m about to go full-on *Drake meme* and say NOPE to overpriced gear! 🤑✌️ Introducing the NexTool E1—a multitool that *actually* can multitask better than your college roommate during finals week! 🤡💀 This beast has a rugged build that makes it look like it was forged in the fires of Mt. Doom, and it only costs less than a Netflix subscription! Who’s funding this? Elon Musk’s pocket change?! 🚀📉 BUT WAIT! *Fake leaked developer quote alert*: "We just wanted to create a multitool that makes you feel like you can fix your life—sorta like duct tape, but shinier." That's a solid *based* statement. 🧠💥 And listen, if you’re still shelling out big bucks for a multitool because you think it’ll make you a DIY god, *this is fine* meme is glaring at you. Just remember: high-quality doesn’t always mean *high price*! 🙌⚙️ 🔥💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, NexTool will team up with SpaceX to build the first multitool for the Mars colonization mission. NASA will officially start taking applications for “test pilots” who can fix their spaceships with a Swiss Army knife! NO CAP! 🚀✨ #MultitoolMadness