🚨STOP THE PRESSES🚨: Garmin just dropped the GPS of the century, and it’s powered by... THE SUN!!! ☀️ I mean, who needs a charger when you can just let those sun rays do the heavy lifting? 🙌💥 Introducing the Garmin eTrex Solar: the lovechild of tech and nature, but honestly feels like they pulled this out of a sci-fi movie. This little beauty has “infinite battery life” which sounds suspiciously like “we haven’t figured out how to make batteries that last forever yet, so just charge it with sunlight” 😂💡. But hey, if the sun shines on my GPS like my local star shines on my talentless TikTok dance, who needs a power bank anyway? 🤷‍♂️ And let's talk accuracy! This thing's got more satellites in its orbit than Elon Musk has stonks! 🚀📈 No cap, if you get lost with this GPS, it might just be because you forgot how to read a map, fam. 🤦‍♂️💀 But let’s keep it real, Garmin: charging with solar panels is the new way to say “we’re saving the planet by not inventing batteries that don’t suck.” ♻️ 🔥HOT TAKE: In 10 years, we’ll all be living in a post-apocalyptic world where sun-powered gadgets are our only means of survival and GPS will be the new currency. Watch your back and your battery life, peasants! 👀💸 #SurvivorRealness So what are you waiting for? Time to get lost in the great outdoors—just don’t blame the GPS when you end up at your ex’s house instead! 😂🍕