🚨🌍 BREAKING NEWS: Google Maps is officially DRAGGED! 💀📉 Say hello to CoMaps, the app that won’t stalk you like your ex!! 👀🚫 😂 “Google ain’t got nothin’ on us!” says a totally real, not-at-all made-up dev. You heard that right, fam! CoMaps is like your bff who never cringes on dates—always respectful, never tracking your every move while keeping your battery alive like it’s a mid-90s Nokia! 📱💪🤖 🗺️ It delivers voice-guided directions that won’t make you feel like you’re losing a game of "Guess Who." 🤔🔥 And you can search for stuff offline? BRUH, this is galaxy brain-level convenience! 🧠💥 Who needs a connection when you can activate that 2010 survival mode? “No cell service? No problem!” Meanwhile, Google Maps is like, "Ugh, we’re just trying to profit from your data, fam!" Cope and seethe, big G! 💸😤 LOL, imagine telling a friend, “I’m using CoMaps, wanna join the revolution?” 🍕✨ That’s some stonks-level growth right there! 🚀 Hot take: In 2025, CoMaps will be the official map for ALL road trips, and Google will be offering to sell you back your own data for a monthly subscription fee of $20. Mark my words! 💰🙌